Who knew that escaping a four-star wanted level in Grand Theft Auto was as easy as flashing proof of insurance to Liberty City's finest? SafeAuto Insurance takes some liberties of its own to shill coverage to "tough guys." Thanks, Killer_Walrus! More »
Archive for June, 2010
Grand Theft Auto… Insurance? [Clips]
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Nessler Knows Your Name in NCAA Football 11 [Nicknames]
The return of college football means the return of tradition, pageantry, and the voice of an old friend on Saturday afternoons - such as Brad Nessler welcoming you to another classic showdown between the Death Bats and the Cash Money. More »
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Not So Fast My Friends: Lee Corso’s Not Done with NCAA Football [Sports]
In last week's impressions of the NCAA Football 11 demo, we reported that EA Sports and the game's longtime analyst, Lee Corso, had mutually parted ways for this year's game. That's not the case. More »
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World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Beta Is A Go! Invites Out! [Blizzard]
The next big expansion to Blizzard's massively popular massively multiplayer online game World of Warcraft is, officially, in beta and ready to be tested by you. Did you get an invitation for the Cataclysm beta? Better check your Battle.net account. More »
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Catalyst DSi Slim Cover Review: Worst Analogy Ever [Review]
What is it about CM4's Catalyst DSi Slim Cover that makes me break out the worst literary comparisons I've written since I was into bad goth poetry in high school? More »
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Don’t Give Up Hope On That BioShock Movie Just Yet [Hollywood]
No one can stop Mr. Bubbles from making his big screen debut, not even the underperforming Prince of Persia. Gore Verbinski, the man desperate to bring BioShock to the big screen, is still slaving away at it. More »
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Science Proves Facial Hair Is Sexy…On Fish [Science]
Here at Kotaku, we're big proponents of facial hair, even if some of our esteemed colleagues aren't with the program yet. Now science proves that a bushy moustache does indeed make males more attractive to females. Well, female fish at least. More »
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Metro 2034 Is Coming And Will Be In 3D

In Soviet Russia, the mines come to you.
A wise-ish man would start ammunition and shield teething in the near future, as he readies to take another dip in the post-apocalyptic waste pool. It might sting and suck at first, but it'll serve you well when you're forced to fight within the battered, haunted, and surely dismal underground of Metro 2034.
THQ has given the nod to 4A Games, and is set to publish a follow-up to Metro 2033, a fantastically gloomy FPS that featured a host of abnormal mechanics and forced more than a fair share of near-chest-eruption-via-attrition moments.
News of this sequel comes from THQ executive Danny Bilson during a sidebar that started with Bilson boasting about NVIDIA demoing Metro 2033 in 3D. One version of Metro 2034 will, as you may have just surmised, will be presented in 3D.
"We're going to be doing a 3D version of that on Metro 2034--the sequel. And there will be some engineering costs there, but that's in our lowest centre in the world. Those games are unbelievably reasonable; they're built in Kiev," Bilson told CVG in his interview with the publication.

Two men, one gas mask.
Metro 2033 featured an interesting HUD-less presentation that had you to using the protagonist's hands and wrists to see objectives, monitor filter time, or to take a quick peek at ammo type or levels. This is in addition to its field-of-view restricting gas masks and other such elements. 3D, in my mind, could theoretically enhance these components, as well as provide a scare or two when a beasty comes out to play in the wastelands.
Bilson didn't get into specifics, much less a release date. Chances are we won't hear much about Metro 2034 in the near future--dude is talking about the game mad early, in a similar scenario to what's happening with Darksiders 2.
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With Video Games Around Them, They Did Push-Ups [Clips]
Two men walked into a giant circus of video games in June and walked out with a 90-minute movie that shows them, sometimes, doing push-ups in the middle of E3. More »
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